Dec 13 2009
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
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Dec 12 2009
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
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Dec 10 2009
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
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Dec 09 2009
What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?
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Dec 08 2009
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
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Dec 06 2009
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !
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Dec 05 2009
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
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Dec 04 2009
Mom, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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Dec 04 2009
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke !
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Dec 04 2009
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !
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